McClane!
Friday, February 15, 2013 at 12:15AM
Ashley Quach in die hard, john mcclane, yippee kay yay mother russia

 

Save your money, kids. Set fire to a barrel of newspapers while you wave both your middle fingers the dancing flames, and then go rent "Eastern Promises" and be done with it.

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