California "pizza"
Monday, March 30, 2015 at 9:48PM
Ashley Quach in arugula, pizza

 

A) It shouldn't count as a topping if it all falls off the slice when pick it up.

B) Why wouldn't you just have a salad and then eat the pizza? Why dump salad on the pizza?

C) Meat toppings should be in bite-sized chunks, not wide leathery sheets that come off completely with the first bite.

D) What is wrong with you?

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