Breast laid plans gone to waste...

 Story pitch by YIK. (wink!)

Paul, of course, is responsible for the title and the "titty twister".

Speaking of strippers, I thought this article was interesting. If you like economics, it'll probably appeal to you.

Comments

[Mitch]

Haw, a haw haw haw haw!

its a good one

[JP_Kiwigeek]

You people are so mind-bendingly warped. Keep 'em coming.

[Ashley Quach]

JP, when I read your comment aloud in the kitchen, Paul yelled (in jest) "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU PEOPLE'?" Then he tried to get on here to comment but was laughing so hard that he first wrote, "What you YOU people?" and then wrote, "What do mean people?" and finally I had to pull him out of the chair and write this response myself.

Thank you for reading and commenting! As long as Paul keeps giggling at boob related puns, I think the funny will keep flowing just fine.

[Paul]

Now the pressure is too high. All these boob related puns are such a handful.

[Ja]

I love the butts everywhere