McClane!

Save your money, kids. Set fire to a barrel of newspapers while you wave both your middle fingers the dancing flames, and then go rent "Eastern Promises" and be done with it.

Sassquach Missed Connections

Fear not, lonely hearts!

Forget to get that special someone a valentine? Print one of these out and stick it in someone's pocket.

Goodbye, Grace.

People come and go so quickly here.

God rest you, Grace.

M'unno...beasties.