Time Travelin' Rabbis: Retconnin' like it's 5760.

Paul wanted to call this, "Jurassic Reich", but apparently that's already a thing. So then he suggested, "Jew-rassic Park". I said no. Then he suggested, "Dino Heil". I told him I didn't get it. He said, "You know... Dino HELL?" I told him to get off the Reich puns. So he suggested, "Tossed Like an Egyptian".

 You can read the first Time Travelin' Rabbis installment here.

Written with the help of Google Translate. Sorry if the German is choppy!

Unexpected Wedding Disasters

A pal of mine (hey Paula!) is getting married soon. Like most engaged gals, she reads bridal literature, which usually puts information in list format. "FOUR WAYS TO SAVE ON CENTERPIECES." "TEN MOTHER-IN-LAW DRESSES THAT ARE SEXY IN A MODEST KIND OF WAY." Stuff like that.

Well, the other day she read a list of top nine wedding reception disasters. "Melted candles" made the list. Can you believe that?

There are WAY worse disasters to be had.

It's been ages since I saw a decent romantic comedy in the theaters.

I met a police sergeant yesterday who mentioned that he met his wife in the academy. 

C'mon, that's gold. You'll laugh, you'll cry...you'll get to see young recruits fight through an obstacle course after getting pepper sprayed right in the eyes. Then, I dunno, they can foil a heist on the night of the big policemen's ball.

Get the lead out, Hollywood.

FAST Stroke Detection (New Poster!)

Last month I got a request from the nice folks at St. Luke's in Houston, TX for permission to use the FAST Stroke detection comic for one of their events. I redrew the comic to be more suitable for a poster-type-situation and voila!

Now, apparently, it's in magnet form! Too cool, St. Luke's. Keep teachin' kids about how to spot strokes. 

Vampires! Vampires eeeeeeeeeeverywhere!

A small sampling of the vampires drawn at last night's Dracula: Son of the Dragon Drink-n-draw event!

Xoxox to all the great artists who turned out to draw fanged creatures!

Great news! You can get a hand-drawn Sassquach vampire of your very own! For the low-low cost of an $8 contribution to the Dracula: Son of the Dragon Kickstarter, a vampire will be lovingly crafted on sturdy white stock and mailed to your home. In for a bargain? You can get 3 unique drawings for $20! There's only four days left in the campaign, so order one while you can!