No exit.

The Hairpin has a great collection of stock photos of women laughing while eating salads alone and trying vainly to drink from water bottles. It seems like all the photos are from some horrible circle of hell where women eat their winsome misery with ranch dressing, smacking their lips against a thirst that can never be quenched.

Sartre was wrong.

Evil Rod and Todd Part IV: The perfect costumes.

My favorite unintentionally funny Halloween costume...

Ladies and gentleman, the hipster lion.

Next year, I'm going as an ironic antelope. 

The Cho Chronicles: When a car hits Cho, he hits back.

When it all comes down to a foot chase, don't count Cho out. His body is just riddled with metal plates.

Pay no mind to that slip-shod piece of German engineering. Our boy can handle it.

Or maybe like this?

No, that's not his style. I think he'd cut right to the chase.

God bless America.

Sassquach goes to The Rum Diary