Citizen Kang: The Last Straw

Credit to Rob Delaney for inspiring this comic with the following tweet: "Revenge is a dish best served... BOLD." - I want to hear Taylor Lautner say this then throw a donkey at a helicopter."

I'm not big on Taylor Lautner (please note, the above is not a drawing of Lautner), but I'll throw a donkey at a helicopter any day.

The Cho Chronicles: When a car hits Cho, he hits back.

When it all comes down to a foot chase, don't count Cho out. His body is just riddled with metal plates.

Pay no mind to that slip-shod piece of German engineering. Our boy can handle it.

Or maybe like this?

No, that's not his style. I think he'd cut right to the chase.

God bless America.