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Tuesday
May012012

You can't take me anywhere. 

 

Tried to go to an ever so fashionable French Bistro in the Castro for our anniversary dinner.

Within ten minutes of sitting down, I'd accidentally thrown my whole glass of wine all over the super stylish gay man next to me.

(His stylishness made it extra-embarrassing.)

I simply cannot hold it together in classy places.