Dazzler and the Wolfman, sittin' in a tree.

"What if" comics are fun, but Dazzler is such a lame X-man. Her super power is mostly boobs. (Dazzling boobs.)

Inspired by Greg Pak. He's writing a novel on twitter, y'know.

A little p.s. thanks to a comment from reader Jason. Though cosmetically similar, I think dating Wolverine would be fundamentally different from dating the Wolfman.

However, that is only one opinion. Please discuss amongst yourselves.