Aziz Ansari should sit on the admissions board for Harvard University.

Aziz has been on my radar for a while now, but his new $5 special is the first time I've heard one of his sets all the way through without it being ruined for me first by someone elbowing me and whispering the punchlines. You can tell he's a captain of industry because any open mic you go to in any state usually has at least one guy practicing his Aziz cadence. 

He's chiefly responsible for my fondness for the Jay-zee/Kanye West "Watch the Throne" album.